Dog - a kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Reconsider, v. To seek a justification for a decision already made.
Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
SCRIPTURES, n. The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and...
You are not permitted to kill a woman who has injured you, but nothing forbids...
DELEGATION, n. In American politics, an article of merchandise that comes in sets.
Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself...
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Mad, adj. Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Impartial - unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of...
Fidelity - a virtue peculiar to those who are about to be betrayed.
Bigot: One who is obstinately and zealously attached to an opinion that you do not...
Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
Consul - in American politics, a person who having failed to secure an office from...
Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as...