Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Doubt is the father of invention.
Heaven lies about us in our infancy and the world begins lying about us pretty...
When you doubt, abstain.
An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in...
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever...
Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs.
TROGLODYTE, n. Specifically, a cave-dweller of the paleolithic period, after the Tree and before the...
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.
DOG, n. A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and...
Religion. A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
Admiration, n. Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.
Alliance - in international politics, the union of two thieves who have their hands so...
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher.
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Consult: To seek approval for a course of action already decided upon.
Backbite. To speak of a man as you find him when he can't find you.