Life is a grindstone, and whether it grinds a man down or polishes him up depends on the stuff he's made of.
Quote by Josh Billings
There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their...
Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got.
Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the...
Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors.
The man whose only pleasure in life is making money, weighs less on the moral...
About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal...
There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.
To bring up a child in the way he should go, travel that way yourself...
Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be...
It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel.
It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so.
Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.
Reason often makes mistakes but conscience never does.
There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.
Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living...
Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs.
Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions...
Anger is the condition where the tongue works faster than the mind. So hold it,...
To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.