Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sister Quotes

If youth knew; if age could.

If youth knew; if age could.

I know how to do anythingI'm a mom

I know how to do anythingI'm a mom

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Always remember this: 'A kiss will never miss, and after many kisses a miss becomes...

Shout out to all the people born in 1928 celebrating their 21st birthday! Happy Leap...

Shout out to all the people born in 1928 celebrating their 21st birthday! Happy Leap...

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

A poet must need be before his own age, to be even with posterity.

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of...

Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of...

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Death is life's way of telling you you're fired.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finish up.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's...

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

Important families are like potatoes. The best parts are underground.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came...

I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came...

Never swap horses crossing a stream

Never swap horses crossing a stream

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

You couldn't get hold of the things you'd done and turn them right again. Such...

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

Whats the good of news if you havent a sister to share it?

Whats the good of news if you havent a sister to share it?

How wide and sweet and wild motherhood and sisterhood can be.

How wide and sweet and wild motherhood and sisterhood can be.