Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.

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You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any...

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any...

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me...

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me...

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?...

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares?...

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws.

Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in mens clothes.

Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in mens clothes.

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

She needs open-heart surgery, and they should go in through her feet.

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

If eating left over pizza for breakfast is wrong, I don't wanna be right!

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill...

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I'm a controversial figure: my friends either dislike me or hate me.

I am the big sister which makes me the boss!

I am the big sister which makes me the boss!

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...

'The will of the nation' is one of those expressions which have been most profusely...

A sister is one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart

A sister is one who reaches for your hand and touches your heart

Never look down on a sister except to pick her up.

Never look down on a sister except to pick her up.