Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.

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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the...

I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I...

I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated, and I...

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute...

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant...

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in...

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in...

The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about...

The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about...

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...

It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a...

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which...

Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the patty group, which...

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...

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1996 also saw a huge expansion of the Internet, with many major corporations, afraid of...

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a...

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of...

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

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My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into...

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and...

Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and...

I want to enjoy the full pleasure of our victory, but then turn to new...

I want to enjoy the full pleasure of our victory, but then turn to new...

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.

The Green Bay Packers never lost a football game. They just ran out of time.