Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth and fresher breath.

Quote by Dave Barry

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The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.

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Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

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Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that...

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.

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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for...

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute...

What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for...

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged dictionary.

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who...

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People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to...

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety...

We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety...

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.

Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.