Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Quote by Mae West

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I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life...

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die...

To err is human, but is feels divine.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...