Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Quote by Mae West

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It takes two to get one in trouble.

It takes two to get one in trouble.

Look your best--who said love is blind?

Look your best--who said love is blind?

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

Personality is the glitter that sends your little gleam across the footlights and the orchestra...

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

To err is human - but it feels divine

To err is human - but it feels divine

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

Too much of a good thing can be taxing.

The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.