When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Mae West Quotes

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it...

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Men are all alike--except the one you've met who's different

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

To err is human, but is feels divine.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

Every man I meet wants to protect me. I can't figure out what from.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

Give a man a free hand and he'll run it all over you.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

I believe that its better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

It is better to be looked over than overlooked.

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Look your best - who said love is blind?

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.