When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.

Quote by Mae West

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Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

Love isn't an emotion or an instinct - it's an art.

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

(During a trial in which she was accused of indecency on stage) Judge: 'Miss West,...

Sex is an emotion in motion

Sex is an emotion in motion

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

I'm single because I was born that way.

I'm single because I was born that way.

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

One and one is two, and two and two is four, and five will get...

A hard man is good to find.

A hard man is good to find.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

Saving love doesn't bring any interest.

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I'm a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

I didn't want to be a boy, ever, but I was outraged that his height...

I didn't want to be a boy, ever, but I was outraged that his height...

Man loves company even if only that of a small burning candle

Man loves company even if only that of a small burning candle

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go...

Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go...