Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.

Quote by Mae West

Topics: Women Quotes

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Those who are easily shocked should be shocked more often.

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

Words should be used as tools of communication and not as a substitute for action

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

Opportunity knocks for every man, but you have to give a woman a ring.

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...

The score never interested me, only the game.

The score never interested me, only the game.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain.

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...

I speak two languages, Body and English.

I speak two languages, Body and English.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

Women with pasts interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

So many men, so little time.

So many men, so little time.

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be...

They can gas me, but I am famous. I have achieved in one day what...

They can gas me, but I am famous. I have achieved in one day what...

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Rich kids gave us their old clothes. They were the best clothes we ever had....

Rich kids gave us their old clothes. They were the best clothes we ever had....