Partying is such sweet sorrow.

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Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose

The purpose of life is a life of purpose

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while...

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while...

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked...

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked...

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

Prejudices save time.

Prejudices save time.

To err is human, to purr feline.

To err is human, to purr feline.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.

Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he...

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he...

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

There are very honest people who do not think that they have had a bargain...

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry...

I feel cheated never being able to know what it's like to get pregnant, carry...