In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Quote by Robert Byrne
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
To err is human, to purr feline.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked...
Prejudices save time.
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.