Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

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Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.

Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while...

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while...

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose

The purpose of life is a life of purpose

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Prejudices save time.

Prejudices save time.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked...

Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked...

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

We believe that to err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.

We believe that to err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand,...

Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away from things they don't understand,...

A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real...

A typical vice of American politics is the avoidance of saying anything real on real...