Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Quote by Robert Byrne
Robert Byrne Quotes
Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.
In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...
Partying is such sweet sorrow.
No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while...
To err is human, to purr feline.
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on
A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...
Getting caught is the mother of invention.
Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.
Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.
The purpose of life is a life of purpose
The purpose of life is a life of purpose.
There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.
One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.
Prejudices save time.
Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.
Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.