Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.

Quote by Robert Byrne

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Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who already left.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation...

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

Partying is such sweet sorrow.

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while...

No one ever committed suicide while reading a good book, but many have tried while...

To err is human, to purr feline.

To err is human, to purr feline.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

Doing a thing well is often a waste of time.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

A promising young man should go into politics so that he can go on promising...

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Getting caught is the mother of invention.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least.

Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.

Winter is nature's way of saying, Up yours.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose

The purpose of life is a life of purpose

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

The purpose of life is a life of purpose.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

There are two kinds of people, those who finish what they start and so on.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas.

Prejudices save time.

Prejudices save time.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Byrne's Law: In any electrical circuit, appliances and wiring will burn out to protect fuses.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.

Everything is in a state of flux, including the status quo.