Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got Chris, Stewey, Richie, Joanie, Greg, Marsha, Bobby, Jan, Mike Seaver, Carol Seaver, Boner, Urkel, Mr. Furley...

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Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for...

Oh, I thought you wanted us to murder the children and harvest their organs for...

Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I...

Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I...

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class,...

Hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean, no tv? So he failed a class,...

That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just...

That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just...

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you...

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you...

I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're...

I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're...

Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes...

Be careful who you're calling a child, Lois, because if I'm a child, that makes...

Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me...

Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't...

Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they...

Gays don't vommit. They're a very clean people. And they have been ever since they...

Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy...

Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except for that one guy...

No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted...

No thanks, that yellow snow cone you gave me didn't taste like lemon, it tasted...

Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.

Wait, Lois, we have to handle this delicately. Our son....wants....to plow you.

Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.

Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a...

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a...

Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!

Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

You know what I haven't had in a while? Big League Chew.

Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll...

Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll...

Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like...

Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like...