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Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you...

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you...

That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just...

That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't...

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Lois, this isn't...

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a...

I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. I looked with a...

If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm...

If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm...

Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.'

I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're...

I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're...

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Attention restaurant customers: Testicles. That is all.

Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like...

Well, I'm gettin' something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like...

Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll...

Yep, now here's the plan: You'll enter through the air contitioning duct here. Now there'll...

Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!

Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!

Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.

Hey, that's fantastic, Lois! And I'll pleasure myself to your photos.

Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I...

Oh yeah? Watcha sellin'? Meth, ex, crack, dust, coke, block, crystal????? IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD? I...

I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'

I'd say, 'Come again?' and I'd laugh as I said, 'Come.'

Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me...

Hey hey, where the hell is that Peter Griffin? He told me he'd give me...

Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.

Stand perfectly still Lois, their vision is based on movement.

Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got...

Oh god, I hope you're not pregnant, we can't afford another kid. We already got...

Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please...

Dear MacGuyver, Enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please...