Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

Quote by Oscar Wilde

Topics: Humor Quotes

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally...

There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally...

To get back one's youth one has merely to repeat one's follies

To get back one's youth one has merely to repeat one's follies

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

Questions are never indiscreet, answers sometimes are.

If one tells the truth, one is sure sooner or later to be found out

If one tells the truth, one is sure sooner or later to be found out

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...

I don't like compliments, and I don't see why a man should think he is...

The past is of no importance. The present is of no importance. It is with...

The past is of no importance. The present is of no importance. It is with...

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realise our perfection.

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realise our perfection.

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

Why was I born with such contemporaries?

Love is not a clock. You simply cannot take it apart just to see what...

Love is not a clock. You simply cannot take it apart just to see what...

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that...

There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that...

Those whom the gods love grow young.

Those whom the gods love grow young.

I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality...

I knew that I had come face to face with some one whose mere personality...

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and...

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and...

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.

Memory is the diary that we all carry about with us.

I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take...

I never approve, or disapprove, of anything now. It is an absurd attitude to take...

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

What people call insincerity is simply a method by which we can multiply our personalities.

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on...

The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I...

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.

Sometimes, if you want to change a man's mind, you have to change the mind...

Sometimes, if you want to change a man's mind, you have to change the mind...