Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

Quote by Adrienne Gusoff

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it...

Shopping is better than sex. At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it...