If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

Quote by Adrienne Gusoff

Shopping is better than sex. At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it...

Shopping is better than sex. At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it...

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.