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Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it...

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Shopping is better than sex. At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it...

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.