Shopping is better than sex. At least if youre not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
Quote by Adrienne Gusoff
Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.
Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.
If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.
How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
Love is the answer, but while youre waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty...
God writes a lot of comedy-the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors...
Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't...
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your...
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. Theres too much fraternizing with the...
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue...
Life is like an onion; you peel one layer off at a time and sometimes...
The only people who make love all the time are liars.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money...
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia.
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one,...
Life is like a cobweb, not an organizational chart.
I love you too much to spoil the immortality of a feeling with fleeting lust.
I adore himï¿½ I have never been so happy. I have real love.
Blue eyes say, Love me or I die; black eyes say, Love me or I...