Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who would? Most Mexicans spend the bulk of their day just trying to get out, so you can hardly blame foreigners like myself for not thinkin…

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Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of...

The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of...

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsht, my fcking running around....

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsh*t, my f*cking running around....

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.