Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who would? Most Mexicans spend the bulk of their day just trying to get out, so you can hardly blame foreigners like myself for not thinkin…

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If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss....

Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss....

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a...

One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a...

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsht, my fcking running around....

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsh*t, my f*cking running around....

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...