One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I bought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best f*cking time theyve ever seen.

Quote by Kenny Powers

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A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsht, my fcking running around....

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsh*t, my f*cking running around....

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

Gods takin a dump on my face.

Gods takin a dump on my face.

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn...

I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn...

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just...

Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...