One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a handsome amount of money, and I bought a shotgun and a bottle of Tanqueray and showed those people the best f*cking time theyve ever seen.

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Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn...

I have been blessed with many things in this life an arm like a damn...

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just...

Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just...

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsht, my fcking running around....

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsh*t, my f*cking running around....

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

I'm trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? I'm just...

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

Are you ready to learn some next level sh*t? From this moment on you guys...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

I learned alot down in Mexico. I learned that sometimes to be the man, you...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...