Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss. I went to Mexico on an epic, spiritual quest that ended in failure.

Quote by Kenny Powers

Topics: Kenny Powers Quotes

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

But to capture the heart of one of your teachers, and take her away from...

One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a...

One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a...

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

I could stand to lose four, maybe five pounds to get back into practical game...

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

But a true champion, face to face with his darkest hour, will do whatever it...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Im the man who has the ball. Im the man who can throw it faster...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just...

Im trying so hard not to be an *sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

Oddly enough, the people here arent that different from the ones back home, when you...

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...