I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the bar, the titty club, and every dumb motherf*cker I pass is asking me to smoke one for em. I cant open myself up to that.

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I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsht, my fcking running around....

I could use somebody like you. Just do all my bullsh*t, my f*cking running around....

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If you wont listen to my words, then listen to my dancing feet.

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A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

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Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss....

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Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

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Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

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