Im trying so hard not to be an sshole to you guys, Ok? Im just disappointed with my own arm, and how its trying to buttfck me back here.

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Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Just trust me Its better to be strangled by a necklace of Mexicans, than to...

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

Reminds me of why Im here in the first place. A quest is nuthin if...

Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss....

Yeah, Im sure they got sluts in Tampa. But I didnt go there, wet puss....

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

Theres one image in my life that consistently makes me happy, no matter when I...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

I am talking about me. I want these are questions about me personally as a...

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

I play real sports, not try to be the best at exercising.

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

You were driving because you are my assistant. And thats what my assistant does he...

The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of...

The humongous part about being a celebrity is cashing in on it making sh*tloads of...

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

When my ass was 19 years old I changed the face of professional baseball.

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Sure, Ive been called a xenophobe, but the truth is, Im not. I honestly just...

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Dare to dream, dare to drink.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

Change is fucking good - but folding money is better.

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

A stork wrapped around a tree branch. Thats the stupidest thing Ive ever seen before....

One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a...

One time I was invited to come to a social gathering. I was paid a...

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Im Kenny Powers! And I am very upset with how I am acting right now....

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

Dudes got d*ck for style. Hes got no showmanship or personal pizzazz. Its like watching...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

I throw one to him, next thing you know Im at the grocery store, the...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

Besides getting shot on the back of the head, do you know what else Abraham...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

Never in a million years would I imagine myself being in Mexico. After all, who...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...

Smashing a brick through a f*cking dudes window is nothing compared to the things Ive...