My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
Quote by Dave Barry
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the...
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.
The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
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In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the West- the...
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's...
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.
The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high school student can...
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count...
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid.
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of...
One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks...
Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting, but not the part...
Faith sir, she looks like the Old Course.
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players...
Follow humbly wherever and to whatever abyss Nature leads, or you shall learn nothing.