Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Ambrose Bierce Quotes
Absurdity, n.: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.
Historian - a broad-gauge gossip.
Childhood: the period of human life intermediate between the idiocy of infancy and the folly...
ELEGY, n. A composition in verse, in which, without employing any of the methods of...
COMMERCE, n. A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of...
A bride is a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
Religion: A daughter of Hope and Fear, explaining to Ignorance the nature of the Unknowable.
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and...
Ardor, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all...
Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me.
Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making...
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog
Liberty: One of Imagination's most precious possessions.
Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which...
PANDEMONIUM, n. Literally, the Place of All the Demons. Most of them have escaped into...
Politics has always been the art of the possible. Today it's too often the art...
The person who says I'm not political is in great danger. Only the fittest will...