The future is that period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true, and our happiness is assured.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Doubt is the father of invention.
Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.
OLD, adj. In that stage of usefulness which is not inconsistent with general inefficiency, as...
Day, n. A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent.
Immortality: A toy which people cry for, And on their knees apply for, Dispute, contend...
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
Ability is commonly found to consist mainly in a high degree of solemnity.
A revolution, in politics, is an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. The substitution...
Capital Punishment, a penalty regarding the justice and expediency of which many worthy persons -...
Egotism, n: Doing the New York Times crossword puzzle with a pen.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and...
The best thing to do with the best things in life is to give them...
Learning, n. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
MALTHUSIAN, adj. Pertaining to Malthus and his doctrines. Malthus believed in artificially limiting population, but...
(Love) A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Who never doubted, never half believed. Where doubt is, there truth is - it is...
Men become civilized, not in proportion to their willingness to believe, but in proportion to...
Edible - good to eat and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad,...
Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.