The future is that period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true, and our happiness is assured.
Quote by Ambrose Bierce
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
It is evident that skepticism, while it makes no actual change in man, always makes...
Absence blots people out. We really have no absent friends.
Painting, n.: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather, and exposing them to...
Patriotism is as fierce as a fever, pitiless as the grave, blind as a stone,...
The hardest tumble a man can make is to fall over his own bluff.
Incompatibility. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.
The spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man.
Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example...
Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.
JUSTICE, n. A commodity which is a more or less adulterated condition the State sells...
QUOTIENT, n. A number showing how many times a sum of money belonging to one...
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
OUTCOME, n. A particular type of disappointment. By the kind of intelligence that sees in...
Impiety. Your irreverence toward my deity.
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
The covers of this book are too far apart.
Congratulations is the civility of envy.
Fool's praise is censure
It is the greatest possible praise to be praised by a man who is himself...