America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Quote by Hunter S Thompson

Topics: Stoner Quotes

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an...

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.

Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.

Money is like manure, of very little use except it be spread.