America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Quote by Hunter S Thompson

Topics: Stoner Quotes

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond...

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

The person who doesn't scatter the morning dew will not comb gray hairs.

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and...

The trouble with Nixon is that he's a serious politics junkie. He's totally hooked and...

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in,...

Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in,...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress...

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who...

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on...

A word to the wise is infuriating.

A word to the wise is infuriating.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck...

Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it...

Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it...

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't...

It's like gambling somehow. You go out for a night of drinking and you don't...