America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable.

Quote by Hunter S Thompson

Topics: Stoner Quotes

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress...

Going to trial with a lawyer who considers your whole life-style a Crime in Progress...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no...

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond...

It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond...

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

That was always the difference between Muhammad Ali and the rest of us. He came,...

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

Buy the ticket, take the ride.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a...

In a closed society where everybody's guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else...

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked...

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

Some may never live, but the crazy never die.

So many guys having kids with girls they barely know...and then they want to complain...

So many guys having kids with girls they barely know...and then they want to complain...

You could have all the crazy thoughts you wanted, as long as you smiled and...

You could have all the crazy thoughts you wanted, as long as you smiled and...

Being in love will leave you half crazy.

Being in love will leave you half crazy.