Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Quote by Robert Orben

Topics: Love Quotes

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't...

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

If you can laugh together, you can work together

If you can laugh together, you can work together

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities...

I continue to believe that the American people have a love-hate relationship with inflation. They...

I continue to believe that the American people have a love-hate relationship with inflation. They...

We will never try to develop a strategy that wins on price. There is nothing...

We will never try to develop a strategy that wins on price. There is nothing...