Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Quote by Robert Orben

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A compliment is verbal sunshine

A compliment is verbal sunshine

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than...

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket.

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Don't smoke too much, drink too much, eat too much or work too much. We're...

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed...

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the...

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about...

Love is everything it's cracked up to be. That's why people are so cynical about...

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the...

And now here is my secret, a very simple secret; it is only with the...

Music is expression of harmony in sound. Love is the expression of harmony in life

Music is expression of harmony in sound. Love is the expression of harmony in life