Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring

Quote by S J Perelman

Topics: Love Quotes

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang...

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang...

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get...

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get...

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...