I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

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I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get...

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get...

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang...

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang...

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang...

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang...

An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine...

An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine...

Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.

Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred...

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred...

Suffering is the true cement of love

Suffering is the true cement of love

Love is an energy which exists of itself. It is its own value.

Love is an energy which exists of itself. It is its own value.

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

Love is the master key which opens the gates of happiness.

Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb

Love - the feeling - is a fruit of love, the verb

You're nothing short of my everything.

You're nothing short of my everything.

If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him, I...

If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him, I...

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love.

God loves the world. That's plain to see as we read His Word. Today, God...

God loves the world. That's plain to see as we read His Word. Today, God...

Let this be my last word, that I trust in your love.

Let this be my last word, that I trust in your love.

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love...

All love shifts and changes. I don't know if you can be wholeheartedly in love...