I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get along. I started off living on gruel, and by God, I can always go back to it again.
Quote by S J Perelman
S J Perelman Quotes
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang...
The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...
Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.
Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...
I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.
Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang...