Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

Quote by S J Perelman

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The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...

The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang...

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang...

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get...

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get...