Quotes by S J Perelman

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin .. it's the triumphant twang...

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The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it...

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Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang...

#S J Perelman

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.

#S J Perelman

I'll dispose of my teeth as I see fit, and after they've gone, I'll get...

#S J Perelman

I'd horsewhip you if I had a horse.

#S J Perelman

He bit his lip in a manner which immediately awakened my maternal sympathy, and I...

#S J Perelman

Fate was dealing from the bottom of the deck.

#S J Perelman