Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It's not love I'm describing. I'm thinking of…

Quote by Jack Handy

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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND....

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I think a good product would be Baby Duck Hat. It's a fake baby duck,...

The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole...

The tired and thirsty prospector threw himself down at the edge of the watering hole...

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I wish I had a dollar for every time I spent a dollar, because then,...

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It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I...

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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it,...

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She heard with patience all unto the end, And strove to maister sorrowful assay, Which...

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No birth certificate is issued when friendship is born. There is nothing tangible. There is...

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The heart has reasons that reason does not understand.