Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.

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I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed...

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed...

To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the...

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I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black...

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If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and...

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He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much...

He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much...

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It's true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets its wings. But...

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If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell...

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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people,...

If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people,...

I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so...

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If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in...

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in...

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you...

Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,even if you...

Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the...

Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the...

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and...

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've...

Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you've...

All the positions, fortunes, celebrities disappear as a snow flake that melts on the black...

All the positions, fortunes, celebrities disappear as a snow flake that melts on the black...

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God...

God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God...