Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

Topics: Madea Quotes

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on...

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...

I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya...

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for...

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!

Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the...

Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the...

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

True prayer is you sittin' having a conversation with God. Anybody can pray, anybody can...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

Well when you gettin got to somebody that got you and you got get them...

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

Brown, stop shoppin at baby gap!

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to...

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Hellerrr How u durnin'