Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.

Topics: Madea Quotes

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said...

Hellerrr How u durnin'

Hellerrr How u durnin'

A beast wit no neck, there it is!

A beast wit no neck, there it is!

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit'...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

When I was stripping them little skinny girls got mad at me cause I bent...

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

The devil is a lie, im not finna eat this.

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

A grown man is so secure with himself he will go flip burgers to make...

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?

Halalura Amend and Amend!

Halalura Amend and Amend!

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin...

Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the...

Every time I try to read the Bible... and Jesus... the one with all the...

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...

Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

She don't know me. I'm a straight-up thug. I shot Tupac. Yes, I did. We...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son,...

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Call the po-po, I aint scared of no po-po...call the po-po ho.

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

Aint no body said nothin bout no lunrch, I don't want no lurnch.

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!

I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!