Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
Quote by Mae West
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire,...
I like a man who's good, but not too good--for the good die young, and...
Say what you want about long dresses, but they cover a multitude of shins.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.
Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.
So many men, so little time.
Kiss and make up--but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.
When I'm good, I'm very good. But when I'm bad I'm better.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.
A man's kiss is his signature.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...
Ill try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.
You never know where a blessing can come from.
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you...