I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Quote by Mae West
I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.
So many men, so little time.
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried...
Love is the only industry which can't operate on a five-day week.
Look your best--who said love is blind?
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...
Let men see what's coming to them, and women will get what's coming to them.
Saving love doesn't bring any interest.
I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
Save a boyfriend for a rainy dayand another, in case it doesn't rain.
Marriage is a great institution. No family should be without it.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
Women are as old as they feel - and men are old when they lose...
I don't like myself, I'm crazy about myself.
Curve: The loveliest distance between two points
Drama is life with the dull bits left out.
That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me