I like American women. They do things sexually Russian girls never dream of doing - like showering.

Quote by Yakov Smirnoff

Topics: Women Quotes

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

I fed my ego, but not my soul.

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

My father described this tall lady who stands in the middle of the New York...

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed...

The ad in the paper said 'Big Sale. Last Week.' Why advertise? I already missed...

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

I believe that love and laughter can only happen when one person takes the time...

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

I believe that laughter is a language of God and that we can all live...

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

Never having alone time is real tough on people.

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the...

It's kind of bittersweet. The human spirit is not measured by the size of the...

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

I believe there is a direct correlation between love and laughter.

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build...

We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build...

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

If love is the treasure, laughter is the key.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily...

We may have forgotten how to feel. Nobody is teaching us how to live happily...

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

Balance is so important in our lives. In our busy world, we can give ourselves...

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked...

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is...

In today's society we sometimes forget to balance our hearts and our heads; this is...

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

You know what a woman's curiosity is.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

The most efficient water power in the world - women's tears.

A woman of fortune being used the handling of money, spends it judiciously; but a...

A woman of fortune being used the handling of money, spends it judiciously; but a...