Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.
Quote by Mae West
I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.
To err is human, but it feels divine.
Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come...
Too many girls follow the line of least resistance--but a good line is hard to...
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so...
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they...
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.
An ounce of performance is worth pounds of promises.
Don't marry a man to reform him - that's what reform schools are for.
There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.
Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces
It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say,...
I believe in the single standard for men and women.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.
It takes two to get one in trouble.
A man has one hundred dollars and you leave him with two dollars, that's subtraction.