Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Quote by Sam Levenson

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When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

When I was a boy I used to do what my father wanted. Now I...

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

The simplest toy, one which even the youngest child can operate, is called a grandparent.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow!

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Any beast can cry over the misfortunes of its own child. It takes a mensch...

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful...

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

One of the virtues of being very young is that you don't let the facts...

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier.

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking...

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen...

Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.

Sometimes being a brother is even better than being a superhero.

They are more human and more brotherly towards one another, it seems to me, than...

They are more human and more brotherly towards one another, it seems to me, than...

Acting is the most brotherly and sisterly profession in the world.

Acting is the most brotherly and sisterly profession in the world.

I have three sisters and I've always wanted a brother, so I was really interested...

I have three sisters and I've always wanted a brother, so I was really interested...

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.

Marriage is a series of desperate arguments people feel passionately about.