You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a band called the Happy Funk Band. Until an unfortunate typo caused us to be expelled from school.

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The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

To be a dramatic writer takes hard work, talent, and discipline. And that's why I...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it...

We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it...

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

My god! It's a hamster with explosives taped around it's waist!

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from...

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.

I'm handsome, no ands, buts or ifs.