There's many times this year I've sat back and thought, I'm making a living from making things up. It's the only skill I have so I've been really lucky.

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Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

Well, it seems all the fish in the rivers are dying. Could this be an...

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely...

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

We all have a dinosaur deep within us just trying to get out.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

Please call your second witness, and then call your mother, she worries.

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make...

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

You know, in the 1970's, when I was in high school, I belonged to a...

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

I'm a traveling practical joker. That's my line of work.

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people...

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

Our top story tonight: Famous TV dolphin flipper was arrested today on prostitution ring charges....

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

I am such a pessimist that every project has surpassed what I envisioned.

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

Give me liberty or give me a bran muffin!

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

As a kid I watched television 24 hours a day and loved every minute of...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

When I'm on stage, it's a little world I've created where I'm sort of the...

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always...

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

We'll be back to our nature documentary, 'Baggy the Anorexic Elephant' in just a second.

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the...

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...

I have many favorite artists... Van Gogh as one, but he didn't really sing a...