I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.

Quote by Stephen Wright

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There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

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One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My...

Boy, life takes a long time to live

Boy, life takes a long time to live

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Babies don't need a vacation but I still see them at the beach. I'll go...

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I hate it when my foot falls asleep during the day 'cause that means it's...

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

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Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped...

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I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how...

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I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said,...

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My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I...

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