I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

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We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds...

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous?...

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous?...

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I believe I am doing the work for humanity. This show is so uplifting.

I will never feel successful.

I will never feel successful.

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference...

It's no treat being in bed with me.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it...

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...

And rather than hide that, I would rather put that out on the radio and...

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping...

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have...

I don't talk about my salary.

I don't talk about my salary.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time...

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time...

I might have had trouble saving France in 1946-I didn't have television then.

I might have had trouble saving France in 1946-I didn't have television then.

Many societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not...

Many societies have educated their male children on the simple device of teaching them not...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...

ABC Television Network: Your services, such as they are, will no longer be required as...