It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

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I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop...

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

Big shout out to all the people who were at the Ice House in Pasadena...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.