Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain but it's only a band aid til I fix it. I feel like a wrestler

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Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

Just saw the movie The Town. It was bad ass! I never rate movies publicly...

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

I see a Latino comic as someone who can only perform for Latino audiences, ......

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

Just had a bowl of oatmeal and 3 cups of coffee. Heading back home to...

4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

4 all my wrestling freaks tonight is the return of Stone Cold Steve Austin on...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

Just got off stage in South Bend Indiana. Crowd of the year!!! Who would have...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I am very sorry for postponing my shows this week in Bismark & Fargo. I...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...

I keep it very family-friendly, ... Every now and then Ill slip a little bit,...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football....

My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football....

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...

Thank u to everyone who just sent me a msg. :) glad I could make...