When you have nothing but big friends, you never get into arguments...except one. And that is, who is the biggest? I'll let you know right now, there's only one way to settle this. We all get in a bus and…

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Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

Why buy a bootleg shitty copy of my special when you can get it on...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

Hope everyone has a nice tues :) I'm at a BK drive thru holding up...

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

It's 4:45am here in Saudi Arabia and I'm wide awake. Freaking jet lag .

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

I'm home watching Sopranos re-runs on A&E. Not the same with out the cussing or...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Just had an endoscopy. They found an ulcer. Im gonna try to start taking it...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Happy Sunday to everybody. :) its all about doing nothing today...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

Got an offer to do my next special in 3D. Sounds cool but do you...

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

LAKERS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

I'm in Vegas with a mean hangover. I guess that means I'm having fun.

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop...

For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Stuck in the drive thru from hell! People are shutting off there cars. Should have...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

Big time, ... Im always ready for TV. I dont have to edit my jokes...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

I'm at the slowest drive thru EVER in McAllen Texas. Jack will not come out...

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

Finally made it to Miami. Gonna go kill a Cuban Sandwich and some coffee.

My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football....

My nosey neighbor called the cops on me for making too much noise during football....

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

I slept wrong and now my neck and back are killing me :( I need...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

Got my knee MRI results. Not 2 great. I got a shot for the pain...

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

It's late and I can't sleep. Bowling it is.

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...

I cant seem to get into the WORLD CUP. On a positive note, Walmart in...